This blog occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), extreme amounts of drama (which may be unsuitable for adults), creative writing (which may be unsuitable for math majors), and technology (which may be unsuitable for non-computer science majors).
Also, by reading, you agree to the following contract:
- This first one is serious (that’s why it’s first). I don’t violate peoples’ intellectual property. If I have written about your work (i.e. a book, album, blog post, web comic, etc.), the post was not designed to steal your thunder in any way. As a general note, I only post about things I find extremely awesome and things that really piss me off. 95% of the posts that aren’t about me fall in the first category. This brings us to…
- If you read something insulting, it was a joke (unless it wasn’t a joke).
- If you read something that could be taken two ways, I meant the way that is least insulting (unless you’re a linguistics major, in which case I mean both).
- If you read something, there is a high degree of certainty that it was not worth your time.